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Hello, I'm a Mac.  And - I'm a PC.

PC: Hey, Mac?  Did you hear the good news?  Windows 7 is out.  And it's not gonna have any of the problems my last operating system had.  Trust me!

Mac: I feel like I've heard this before, PC."

PC: WHAT?

PC: Windows Vista's here, and it's not gonna have any of the problems Windows XP had.  It's not gonna have any of the problems Windows ME had.  It's not gonna have any of the problems Windows 98 had.  It's not gonna have any of the problems Windows 95 had.  It's not gonna have any of the problems Windows 2 had.  Trust me!  THIS TIME IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.  Trust me.

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